A Tale of Two Names

Apparantly, I am an attraction to those who have nothing better to do than troll online screen names. I was just reading Inanna's blog (reaquainting myslef you might say) and was accosted by this bastard.


HumpyhumpDay736: hey! sorry, i switched screennames
seeker5519: and who is this
HumpyhumpDay736: my name is james
seeker5519: and I know you ...how?
HumpyhumpDay736: me? no
seeker5519: then why are you instant messaging me
HumpyhumpDay736: maybe ;-)
seeker5519: Seeing as I am not homosexual I think that is not going to happen
HumpyhumpDay736: i'm nots ure
seeker5519: Ah yes, I can see you are an illiterate mongloid as well.
HumpyhumpDay736: yup thats my name :-)
seeker5519: Yes, well quit being a gadfly and move along.
HumpyhumpDay736: ok
HumpyhumpDay736: ???
seeker5519: Bzzzzzzz
HumpyhumpDay736: :-P
HumpyhumpDay736: Are you still there?
seeker5519: Yes, but I thought I told you I do not know you nor wish to associate with the likes of you.
HumpyhumpDay736: oops, sorry
seeker5519: Yes.. your mistake now go find some other pre-pubescent to diddle
HumpyhumpDay736: thats good
HumpyhumpDay736: please talk, i'll be good lol
HumpyhumpDay736: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com
seeker5519: "Good" has nothing to do with it. This would be the same as me coming up to your door, and trying to create a conversation............Fucker

And yes, my friends, it seems as if old Seeker has been had.